You can get everything you imagine when you stop focussing on the things you don’t want.
-(via fileunderfire)


i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via fileunderfire)

I haven’t slept yet. What’s wrong with me. I have an appointment at 2pm today. I’m fucked.

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:  Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:  Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:  We cool?
Spider:  Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:  Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:  Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:  So...can I get out now?
Spider:  Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:  Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:  Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.